Episodes
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
DOD Presents Movies from Green Hell - Episode 8 - Evil Bong Must Die Part 2
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Dylan and Nathan continue on with their quest to put Charles Band in The Hague by closing the book on the Evil Bong franchise with Evil Bong 777 and Evil Bong 888. These "movies" find the FMCU troupe jumping from Las Vegas to a thrilling finale in... a restaurant. A green screen restaurant at that. Would you believe there's even more doll sex? These weed movies have forgotten they're about weed and replaced it with an Elvis puppet that truly fucks along with a dude from Tiger King, Karens, rednecks, a chef named Sal Monilla, and hot dog bean soup. Our brains were melted, so we decided to talk about Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 for a bit at the end as a cleanse.
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
DOD Presents Movies from Green Hell - Episode 7 - Evil Bong Must Die Part 1
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
It's 4/20 and as is tradition, we're dipping back into the Evil Bong waters to finally put this bad bong to bed. Dylan and Nathan from I Hope You Suffer band together once more against the power of FMCU (Full Moon Cinematic Universe). All your favorites, least favorites, and newcomers are here: EB, Rabbit, Larnell, the Gingerdeadman, and the Gingerweedman (arguably the only good thing about these "movies). Summarizing these films was akin to the ravings of a madman, so we broke it up into two parts for you. In the first installment, Dylan and Nathan tackle Evil Bong High-5 and Evil Bong 666. Suspecting that at least two of these entries started out as one movie, they stumble their way through a shitty weed store, the Gingerdeadman's horrible CGI mouth, doll sex, grave levels of bigotry and stereotypes, and flaming pussy portals to "Sexy Hell", a place where they still need a BIC lighter to smoke.
Part 2 is available right now if you're still with us!
Friday Jan 27, 2023
DOD Presents Movies from Green Hell - Episode 2 - Evil Bong Blazes Again
Friday Jan 27, 2023
Friday Jan 27, 2023
In Episode 2 of MFGH, during the highest time of the year, Dylan watched some more of the lowest flicks of all time with the only host of I Hope You Suffer willing to return, Nathan Sizemore. The disappointed duo tackled three more entries in this unfortunate series: Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong, Gingerdeadman vs. Evil Bong, and Evil Bong 420, during which they highlighted space bongs, getting off at the bakery counter, a pastry tribunal, topless bowling alleys, quite possibly the most audacious scene in cinema history featuring the most hideous character ever, and a whole lot of cum for movies about weed.
If you want to get the whole bong rip, check out Chapter 73 of Diary of Doom where the first two Evil Bong movies were derided.
We have one more episode coming at you on Monday before the "fresh" ones start dropping on Friday, February 3.
This was originally released on April 19, 2022 on Patreon.
Thursday Apr 15, 2021
Chapter 73 - Evil Bong w/ I Hope You Suffer
Thursday Apr 15, 2021
Thursday Apr 15, 2021
We are breaking bud and format for this week's chapter, as the cipher delves into the mythos of the Evil Bong series, a franchise that somehow gets worse as it gets better. In order to do so, we've recruited Nathan and Kit from I Hope You Suffer to help combat the most stationery of villains and disseminate what little they can from these cornerstones of cinema. During their epic journey, they address Gary Busey evading hitmen, the stacked cast of Sharknado 6, the fall of Andrew Cuomo as played by Rob Schneider, the legend of Sonny Carl Davis, how purgatory is a strip club, why eating a bowl of chili is the perfect excuse for anything, boobs that do things, the John Goodman classic Matinee, prehistoric weed, his majesty King Bong, turning people into doobies, and iPhone toilet porn.
By the way, there is a band named King Bong and they rip. Go check 'em out!
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